HEY DUDE DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT TIME WHEN THIS GUY.. NEVER MIND; BILLY DROVE.. HUH? LEMME INFORM YOU OF A REALLY STUPID TIME WHEN MY FRIEND BILLY SUFFERED FOR HALF A YEAR; DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY FRIEND BILLY DROVE HIS CAR OFF A CLIFF? HE BROKE A LOT OF BONES BUT HE MADE A SPEEDY RECOVERY... YADA YADA... BUT THE POLICE WERE TOO BUSY TEAR GASSING HIS CAR TO REALIZE HE HAD ALREADY GOTTEN OUT AND WAS IN NEED OF MEDICAL HELP, THEY NOTICED A LONG TIME LATER WHEN THEY WERE OUT OF TEAR GAS CANISTERS... YADA YADA... AFTER THAT HE WAS WORKING IN THE ARMY AND STAR ANGELA ENOUGH HE SAW A BALLSACK THAT HAD BEEN BLOWN OFF OF SOMEONE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, SAID HE WAS LEFT TRAUMATIZED AFTER THAT AND NEVER WANTED TO SERVE HIS COUNTRY AGAIN..
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