Who's that gay funfair anorak? It's John Horsman, and that gay twat is wearing my jacket, why that rotten thief! "OH MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME ON THIS RIDE!"; "YEAH MAN! I'M THE BEST AND GAYEST FUNFAIR MAN IN THE UK, AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATERS THROW THINGS AT MY STUPID FACE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WEAR OFF MY WICKED GRIN!"
