Chuck Norris

And he works for the Judeofascist Inquisition, true story

Because he's a nobody?

But they say "nobody" expects the Spanish inquisition. So if Chuck Norris did expect them, he must be the Nobody.

If you have watched the proper QI episode you will know that one was given about 30 days warning to prepare a defense.

Phil Jupitus thought that was hilarious!

His last name sounds like a Cockney astronomer came up with it...