WHAT’S THE MATTER, BUDDY? THE WORST THING EVER. I CAUGHT MY WIFE IN BED WITH MY BEST FRIEND; OH MAN THAT REALLY SUCKS! WHAT DID YOU DO? I TOLD HER TO PACK HER SHIT AND GET THE HELL OUT; WHAT ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND? I LOOKED HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAID; "BAD DOG"