Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris had a pet rock.....He named it Earth.
Chuck Norris can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.
You know how some poeple made it down niagra falls in a barrel Chuck Norris made it up in a cardboard box.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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