KEEP YOUR EYES UPON YOUR WALK DON’T RAISE YOUR PHONE TO TEXT OR TALK FOR IF YOU DO I GUARANTEE YOU’LL WALK INTO A DOOR OR TREE OR PERHAPS A FOUNTAIN POOL OR TRIP OVER A MISPLACED STOOL; BUT IF KARMA HAS WAGE TO PAY THEN LISTEN CLOSE TO WHAT I SAY CAUSE YOU MY FRIEND WILL HAVE BAD DAY AND WHEN YOU LAND FACE FIRST IN POO, THE INTERNET WILL LAUGH AT YOU.