WHY SHOULD WE PROBE HUMANS? SO WE CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM! HOW DOES FORCING A STICK UP SOMEONE'S ANUS HELP US UNDERSTAND ABOUT A SPECIES?! I DON'T F**KING KNOW! WHEN I GET BACK, THERE BETTER BE FIFTEEN COWS IN HERE, INSTEAD OF A HOMO WITH A PROBE SHOVED UP HIS ASS!