Presidential Alert

DAK IS TRASH!

Stay tuned for UNB’s next comeback bitches they need a first week.

We must imagine Sisyphus as happy.

Help! I’m locked in my car.

NEW ALBUM FROM @SOLOMONILLA IN NOVEMBER BITCH!!!

NATIONAL EMERGENCY! Hijacked planes could be targeting NFL stadiums. Get those fans outta there! NOW!!!

IMPEACHMENT ALERT ????

you wish snowflake

UFC 230 MAIN EVENT IS TRASH

new phone who dis

John Cena Sucks

F**k The Revival

I’m sending this from the bathroom

If it feels like more than a fart, it probably was.

I forgot to pull out

UN TLACUACHE
TURURUTURU...

I’m going to Disney World October 3rd so if you wanna come on down, come on down