Presidential Alert

DAK IS TRASH!

UFC 230 MAIN EVENT IS TRASH

We must imagine Sisyphus as happy.

UN TLACUACHE
TURURUTURU...

I forgot to pull out

I’m sending this from the bathroom

F**k The Revival

John Cena Sucks

new phone who dis

IMPEACHMENT ALERT ????

you wish snowflake

NATIONAL EMERGENCY! Hijacked planes could be targeting NFL stadiums. Get those fans outta there! NOW!!!

NEW ALBUM FROM @SOLOMONILLA IN NOVEMBER BITCH!!!

Help! I’m locked in my car.

Stay tuned for UNB’s next comeback bitches they need a first week.

I’m going to Disney World October 3rd so if you wanna come on down, come on down

If it feels like more than a fart, it probably was.