ROCKY TOP; NOT FLORIDA; LIVES IN A SWAMP; STADIUM NAMED FOR BADASS GENERAL; CAN'T TOLERATE SALT WATER; BACK TO BACK 9 WINS WITH BUTCH F**KING JONES; PREMATURE FELIEPE HYPE; COACH BANGED A SHARK; PEYTON'S BEAUTIFUL FOREHEAD; THE VIRGIN GATOR VS. THE CHAD VOLUNTEER; URBAN AND AARON HERNANDEZ; PRUITT > MULLEN