What if Old Ben was high af???

I imagine it would be something like this...done in text instead of Meme because I identify as a writer. But not as a Gender.

"How long have you had these droids?"

"What droids?"

"The droids on the back of your vehicle."

"Am I under arrest?"

"What? No! I just want to know about the droids!"

"So you don't care about the weed?"

"Weed?"

"What weed?"

"You said something about weed."

"You said something about droids, man. This is Imperial persecution of, like, the local systems, man!"

"Hey, all I asked is how long you - "

"Why aren't you pointing your blaster at me, man? I don't want to accidentally get hit!"

"Listen: we're just looking for droids; I don't care about your weed."

"WHO SAID I HAVE WEED? What? Just because I'm in Mos Eisley I'm part of a great hive of scum and villainy?"

"Sir, I didn't SAY that! All I said - All I ASKED - was how long you had those droids!"

"WHAT droids, man?"

"THE DROIDS ON THE BACK OF - oh, move along! MOVE ALONG!"