HEARD WHEN THE SHIP WENT DOWN.... SO THIS ISN'T NEW YORK? IT'S STILL BETTER THAN CARNIVAL! SO HAS THE ALL-NIGHT BUFFET BEEN CANCELED? HOW BIG A CARRY ON CAN I TAKE ON THE LIFEBOAT? DO YOU MIND IF I HOLD YOUR BABY FOR A MINUTE? THIS IS DEFINITELY THE LAST TIME I BOOK A CHEAP REPOSITIONING CRUISE! AH, SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY 'CRUISE TO NOWHERE'. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO STOP HERE LONG. I'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH IN NEW YORK. NOBODY READS MY TWEETS, BUT IF WE GET ONE OF THE CELEBRITIES ON BOARD TO TWITTER THIS, IT'LL HIT THE NEWS!!! OOH MY WIFE'S FALLEN OVERBOARD. HOLD THE LIFEBOAT. I'VE GOT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS.
