MEMO FROM NIKE TO PROTESTERS: IN THE EVENT OUR ACTIONS WARRANT YOUR PROTEST, PLEASE TAKE THE FOLLOWING STEPS:; 1. BUY A PAIR OF NIKE SHOES (THERE ARE MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.); 2. FIND SAFE PLACE AND SET THEM ON FIRE. 3. SHARE WITH FRIENDS AND REPEAT AS NECESSARY. JUST DO IT...OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER.
