AWH MY BACK! BROTHER! I CANT EAT CAT POOP ANY MORE; EAT KALE! MY GRANDKIDS WILL EAT ME WHEN I DIE; LIFE IS OVER; OMG! MY WIFE IS GOING TO EAT ME TOO; I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD LOOK LIKE A SNACK WHEN I DIE. I WILL BECOME A SNACK TO MY GRANDKIDS! MY DOG IS GOING TO JUMP IN THAT HOLE IN THE YARD; WAIT MY BACK IS STILL BREAKING; NO NO NO NO