I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like f***ing silly b****es, and I know my p**** like it!
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.