I heard of a guy a few towns over who has a cousin whose friends with a dude that went to school with a girl whose mom used to date a guy that worked for a man whose kid buys drugs from a guy that has a dog he got from this breeder who beat up his brother for stealing from a priest who always eats lunch at the only diner in town with his friend who always gives big tips to a waitress that he has a crush on and she agrees that nobody can open the produce bags on the first try.
