IS A BILLIONAIRE, HOLDS THE MOST POWERFUL JOB IN THE WORLD, HAS AN ADORING CULT WHO CHEER HIM ON NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES OR SAYS, PLAYS GOLF SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK, & WATCHES TV 8 HOURS A DAY; AND SPENDS 4 HOURS A DAY ON TWITTER CLAIMING TO BE A VICTIM, TWEETING THAT GOOGLE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT TO GET HIM