Orange Is The New Black

I WOULD NEVER WEAR A WHITE SHEET AND HOOD; UNLESS THEY PUT SOME ORANGE TRIM ON THE SHEET, FORGET THE HOOD, I'M NOT GOING TO MESS UP THIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR, ISN'T IT THE GREATEST HAIR YOU'VE EVER SEEN, NOT A RUG, THAT'S FAKE NEWS, ANY TALK OF A COMBOVER IS A WITCH HUNT LED BY ANGRY BALD DEMOCRATS AND IF IT IS A RUG OR COMBOVER, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL AND OTHERS HAVE DONE WORSE