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You Were NOT Made From Stardust! But You Might've Been Made From Broccoli 'n 'Taters, Seein' As How They "Big-Banged" First

You Were NOT Made From Stardust! But You Might've Been Made From Broccoli 'n 'Taters, Seein' As How They "Big-Banged" First | GENESIS 1:11-19; You realize God made the plants and vegetables BEFORE He made the sun, moon, and stars, right? Which means that the food yer eatin' is older than the entire "solar system"? Go tell THAT to the "scientists," partner! RESEARCH BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY/FLAT EARTH | image tagged in farmer,memes,biblical cosmology,flat earth,globe lie,nasa hoax | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The same way you would go about providing evidence per the claim that the Big Bang happened, that we evolved from monkeys/star dust, that the Earth is revolving around the sun, that the Earth is in space to begin with, that the universe is billions of years old, that the closest star to Earth is 26 freakin' trillion miles away, that Mars is an Earth-like planet that we can land on or possibly colonize, that there are innumerable planets in the solar system, that the universe is expanding, that the sun is really 93,000,000 miles away, that the moon is really 238,000 miles away, that gravity exists (as opposed to density/buoyancy), that we ever actually went to the moon, that we have man-made telescopes that can view "space matter" that is 20 quintillion miles away, that dark matter exists, that wormholes exist, that the Earth is a ball, and that there is no God. When you can provide cold, hard, tangible evidence for all that, we'll do lunch.
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You know what's amazing? That NASA can spit out any figure they want and any photoshopped, computer-generated image that they can dream (or paint...or sculpt) up, produce any movie magic "footage" and realistic movie stage production (ever see Gravity? Interstellar? The Martian?) and people gulp it down like Kool-Aid...then call it bona fide, delicious aged liquor. What's even more amazing is that they then take that Kool-Aid and base intellectual "arguments" on it and swear by the Kool-Aid that NASA claims is real.

If you want to understand anything, why don't you delve as deep up NASA's smoke pipe as you can possibly get? Why don't you research all the hoaxes that people are yelling about instead of remaining allegiant to a phony space agency rooted in demonism and witchcraft? You can't sincerely wish to understand without ever delving into what the "other side" has to offer. That's like me wishing to understand how to drive a car, but I never want to sit in one. I just want to always ask questions about how they work and ask drivers what's so special about driving cars since wonderful buses exist.
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Octavia, the bottom line is that this is a meme-making site. That's all it is. It’s not a forum or an internet chat room. I see no cause to spill out my entire belief system on a meme-making site just because I’m trying to raise awareness as to what I believe is true. Surely you have Christian friends/acquaintances that could satisfy your queries just as well.

If you "looked into" the moon landing hoax, et al, and came away with the belief that it wasn't faked, I can't help you, anyway. You either didn’t investigate enough or you’re resistant to painful truth. Either way, that is cognitive dissonance on a level that I can’t relate with.

No one "discovered" that the Earth is a ball. Ancient Greece (presumably) had no telescopes, they had no "space craft," they had no satellites, they had no (fake) ISS, they had no rockets, they had no astro-nots, they had no nothing! But they “discovered” the Earth was a ball? With two sticks in the ground and the setting sun?!? Are you hearing yourself?

Your first and most crippling hindrance is the fact that you’ve essentially thrown God out with the bath water. He “doesn’t exist,” so we’ll skip right past that little hiccup and march forward to find the “truth.” But shut God out and you shut out the Truth. Conversely, I have nothing more to offer any human than my love for Him and His Son, Jesus Christ, and the peace, joy, and Truth that they bring to my life. They grant me hope, healing, and restoration of my soul (let alone the promise of eternal life), and this is something I experience on a daily basis. The critical issue is not *what* I believe; it’s *why* I believe it. And this is why I believe it. Jesus said, “I am the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE.” He promises rest for those who come to Him and trade their heavy burdens for his “easy yoke.” (Matt. 6:26-28) God promises His children protection, refuge, and victory against the dark forces and weapons of Satan. I have found this to be true; hence my belief system.

You might better profit by researching other agnostics, atheists, or outright Satanists who turned their lives to Christ in order to understand “what I believe.” The issue of ultimate importance, however, is not what one believes. The only thing that matters when the game’s up is the actual TRUTH; and that is what one should be seeking.
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There are so many flat-earth documents in govt. agencies the world over to prove that the “top brass” knows/believes/assumes the Earth is flat or to substantiate the fact that they don’t truly know the shape of it - that it's hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCwO1AHvWWI

And, ironically, Robbie Davidson of Celebrate Truth (YT) used to be a rather militant agnostic who mocked and scorned Christians upside-down. He’s now a Christian FE-er. So hit him up if it’s “truth” you’re interested in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImWzS9yZimo

I'm a critical thinker because I refuse to believe all the crap fallen man/Satan's servants throw my way, and I'm a free thinker because I use the brain God gave me to think freely outside of their manipulation and malevolent control. Meshes with my view of the Bible entirely.
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    GENESIS 1:11-19; You realize God made the plants and vegetables BEFORE He made the sun, moon, and stars, right? Which means that the food yer eatin' is older than the entire "solar system"? Go tell THAT to the "scientists," partner! RESEARCH BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY/FLAT EARTH