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Devious Wesker | A MAN IS FERTILE FROM PUBERTY TO DEATH. MOST PEOPLE LIVE FOR 75 YEARS. FOR DECENCY, WE WILL ASSUME WE FORCE THEM TO START HAVING CHILDREN AT 18. THIS GIVES THEM 57 YEARS TO BREED; UNDER OUR (EXTREME) CIRCUMSTANCES, THIS PERSON COULD CREATE 34 VIABLE PREGNANCIES A DAY. IN ONE YEAR, THIS IS 12,410. FACTOR IN LIKELIHOOD OF TWINS/TRIPLETS AND YOU GET 13,191 CHILDREN A YEAR. NOW FACTOR IN 57 YEARS. ONE MAN COULD HAVE 731,394 KIDS IN HIS LIFE. NOW ASSUME I HAVE FIVE MINIONS FOR THIS. I WILL ALMOST HAVE 5 MILLION SLAVES AT MY DISPOSAL IN ABOUT 68 YEARS. CONTINUE TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF MALE SPECIMEN. THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE | image tagged in devious wesker | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | I DONT THINK YOU THOUGHT THIS OUT | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Just one problem, you got to find woman willin tonscrew that much, aint gonna happen; )
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Several female specimen as well. Umbrella is a terrorist organization anyway; being forced to comply is likely. Non-physical sex would be the ultimate method (insemination). Raising kids is money. Use the organization's pharmaceutical industry to create and then cure diseases for funding until greater investments can be made. Continue on. Buy their way through society, and eventually every time you turn on your tv you pay Umbrella. Eventually you could make huge investments. Buy a arms manufacturer to easily supply the masses. Assuming "we" are Albert Wesker as in the meme, the subjects created should be powerless against you should theu resist your influence.
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A MAN IS FERTILE FROM PUBERTY TO DEATH. MOST PEOPLE LIVE FOR 75 YEARS. FOR DECENCY, WE WILL ASSUME WE FORCE THEM TO START HAVING CHILDREN AT 18. THIS GIVES THEM 57 YEARS TO BREED; UNDER OUR (EXTREME) CIRCUMSTANCES, THIS PERSON COULD CREATE 34 VIABLE PREGNANCIES A DAY. IN ONE YEAR, THIS IS 12,410. FACTOR IN LIKELIHOOD OF TWINS/TRIPLETS AND YOU GET 13,191 CHILDREN A YEAR. NOW FACTOR IN 57 YEARS. ONE MAN COULD HAVE 731,394 KIDS IN HIS LIFE. NOW ASSUME I HAVE FIVE MINIONS FOR THIS. I WILL ALMOST HAVE 5 MILLION SLAVES AT MY DISPOSAL IN ABOUT 68 YEARS. CONTINUE TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF MALE SPECIMEN. THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE