Son of a "May I speak to the manager?" woman

this sounds like the 'increasingly verbose' version of that one fall out boy lyric
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color" becomes
"I'm only wearing black until they invent something darker"

P.S.: i have no life help me

Haha... Try looking in to my eyes. You'll only see your demise. *smiles evily*

There isnt a color darker than black lol