IF YOU FEEL LIKE RAKING OUT MY EYES AND INNARDS AND LEAVE THEM TO POACH IN THE MERCILESS MIDDAY SUN I WOULD COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND; IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO TO MAKE UP FOR MY WHITE PRIVILEGE THAT HAS DEPRIVED YOU OF SO MUCH! SHUT UP, FRED. YOUR BELLOWING JUST ALERTED AND DEPRIVED ME OF BREAKFAST!