WHAT I SHOULD BUY A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS? A LAPTOP; A IMPORTANT CHOCOLATE FROM ABROAD; A WEIGHT-WATCHER! NEVERMIND I ALWAYS BEING THROWED OUT OF THE WINDOW FOR 1 MILLION TIMES! WAIT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY WIFE IS FAT? UM.. NO! I'M THINK SHE REALLY NEEDS A DIET!