PUT A NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK & JUMPED OUT A 2ND FLOOR WINDOW; FORGOT TO TIE THE NOOSE TO SOMETHING STURDY ON THE OTHER END; PUT A NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK & JUMPED OUT A 3RD FLOOR WINDOW; GAVE HIMSELF TOO MUCH ROPE; PUT A NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK & JUMPED OUT A 5TH FLOOR WINDOW; AFTER THE FIRST TWO ATTEMPTS, ALL HE HAD LEFT WAS YARN
