Me: (knocks on door)
Freddy Krueger: (opens door slightly) (peeks out)
Me: Freddy Krueger?
Freddy Krueger: Yes?
Me: (forcefully breaks the door aside)
Freddy Krueger: (Backs away slowly)
Me: (Raises my Uzi 9mm with laser sight 40 yard range and fires once and then 3 more times)
Lori: Huh? What was that?
Me: Shhh. Go back to sleep.
Lori: hmm. Ok. (falls back to sleep)
