WHEN YOU TELL YOUR MOM ALL THE BENEFITS OF THAT IN-GAME PURCHASE YOU WANT, EMPHASIZE THE BENEFITS, AND TELL HER HOW IT'S ON A 60% OFF DISCOUNT; BUT SHE STILL DOESNT HAVE A HIGH ENOUGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT TAKES LESS THAN 1 HOUR ON MINIMUM WAGE TO GET IT AND IDIOTICALLY SAYS NO