“Alex, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Austin Texas, USA, Yes Siree.
Little Joe Rogan loved that rascal Alex
And brought him strings attached and sealing wax and other fancy stuff
Together they would travel on a bong with billowed smoke sailing
Joe Rogan kept a conspiratorial lookout perched on Alex's gigantic tall tails
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came just to get away from Alex all the same
Info Wars chimps on ships with huge shoulder chips would lower their flag when Alex roared out his mighty name oh
Alex, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Austin, Texas. Yes Siree!
Alex, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Austin, Texas. Yes Siree!
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wigs at comedy gigs and giant bongs make way for other joys
One grey night it happened, Joe Rogan came no more
And Alex that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow, conspiracy tall tales fell like rain
Alex no longer went to play along the cherry picked YouTube lane
Without his life-long friend, Alex could not be brave
So Alex that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his man-cave oh
Alex, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Austin, Texas. Yes Siree!
Alex, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Austin, Texas. Yes Siree!”
