Upvote if you can relate

Yeah, I once got something like "Potatoes grow in gardens. Water is H2O. If mayonnaise is an instrument, how many apples did James eat in 9 milleniums?

I actually got "Jake died in his sleep. 9-9=0. If cookies are alive, how many headphones did Josh wear in 8 centuries?"

light years is a form of mesearmente not a form of time... OH I CANT SPELL GRATE