Windows 10

SO ONE DAY HERE AT MICROSOFT WE THOUGHT: "MAN EVERYBODY CAN USE WINDOWS, IT'S SO EASY AND HANDY..."; "...WHY NOT JUST ADD A TON OF USELESS AND INTRUSIVE FEATURES, SOME ATROCIOUS UPDATES AND DEMAND IT TO BECOME THE DEFAULT WORLD'S OPERATING SYSTEM?"; THAT'S HOW WAS BORN