OKAY, MY WIFE JUST LEFT ME BECAUSE I GOT 2ND PLACE IN FORTNITE AND RAGED. TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, WE ENDED UP WITH A BROKEN TV. WHAT DO I DO? JUNE, 2027. FORNITE IS STILL A THING; PLEAD HER BACK; GO ON A DATE; PLAY PUBG INSTEAD; SCREW ME! BOI; DID I JUST SAY THAT? CRAP!