NORMAL BRAIN ACTIVITY; DIRECTING THE SEQUEL TO "NIGHT OF THE LIVING SPATULA"; EXPLORING MARS BY HYDROPLANE; INVENTING A HYPERSPACE 69' CHARGER; SOLVING THE GLOBAL LEMONADE EPIDEMIC; DONATING YOUR TEMPORAL LOBE TO A SPIDER MONKEY; RESEARCHING SQUID THEORY; COUNTERFEITING THREE DOLLAR BILLS; GOING BACK IN TIME AND INVENTING WATERMELON PIZZA; GETTING PAID TO EAT WAFFLES; MINING FOR BACONIUM; TURNING INTO A PIGEON IN THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON; COMMUNICATING WITH CYBORG SHEEP; RULING OVER THE PEOPLE OF THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY; VERIFYING THE EXISTENCE OF TIME-SPACE WHALE SHARKS; BLOWING UP THE MOON AND REPLACING IT WITH AN ORANGE; INVESTING STOCKS IN FUTURISTIC CEMENT MIXERS; MAKING MEMES
