"WE HAVE TO DO IT GENTLY, BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE ME-TOO GENERATION, SO WE HAVE TO BE VERY GENTLE. AND WE WILL VERY GENTLY TAKE THAT KIT AND WE WILL SLOWLY TOSS IT - HOPING IT DOESN'T HIT HER AND INJURE HER ARM, EVEN THOUGH IT ONLY WEIGHS PROBABLY TWO OUNCES... AND WE WILL SAY, 'I WILL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR FAVORITE CHARITY, PAID FOR BY TRUMP, IF YOU TAKE THE TEST AND IT SHOWS YOU'RE AN INDIAN..."
