IHOP IS CHANGING TO INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BURGERS. PEOPLE DON'T GO TO IHOP FOR BURGERS! THEY GO FOR PANCAKES! PANCAKES ARE FOR BREAKFAST! I WANT BURGERS FOR DINNER! BURGERS ARE HIGH IN SODIUM, CHOLESTEROL, SATURATED FAT, AND ARE BAD FOR YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH! YOU DROWN YOUR FLAPJACKS IN SYRUP! EXCESS SUGAR CAUSES OBESITY, TYPE 2 DIABETES, AND HEART DISEASE!