A MOM WALKS IN ON HER SON WHILE HE'S EATING SOMETHING FROM A JAR IN THE LIVING ROOM. KNOWING HER SON HAS A PICKLE ADDICTION SHE ASKS HIM WHAT HE'S EATING. HE SAYS "JUST EATING MY VEGETABLES."; THE MOM SAYS, "JUST BECAUSE CUCUMBERS ARE PICKLES DOESN'T MEAN THE PICKLES ARE CUCUMBERS." SO, HER SON ASKS HER WHAT SCHOOL SHE WENT TO. SHE SAYS THAT SHE'S HOMESCHOOLED. HER SON SAYS THAT HER PARENST DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB TEACHING HER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A PICKLED CUCUMBER IS.
