My wife doesn't have a twin, but I've always wondered how it would be like to be married to a twin lol

They were identical, and my boyfriend was also the stockier one. Their faces were just different enough that it was easy for me to not have feelings for the other one. So I guess that doesn't play into your fantasies. lol

lol, Yeah I've noticed that with most twins that one is usually the "prettier" one lol. I actually have a funny twin story... Imagine that lol. When I worked for Camp, we had twin girls on staff one summer, but for some reason I had to miss staff orientation the year, so I never was introduced to the noobs. I'd see this one girl in one place, then wonder how she got in another room or whatever. It was at least two weeks before I actually saw them together and realized it was two girls lmao. But it didn't take long then to know which was which, because they really were their own persons. But I've always thought for a guy to date a twin he'd lose either way, because if he's attracted to the other one he's in trouble. But if he isn't, then wouldn't he still be? lol

No, you wouldn't be in trouble for NOT being attracted to the sister. You're attracted to the overall person, not just the looks. The sister could be a bitch for all you know. lol

Yeah I know. My brother and I look a lot alike, but he's probably the better looking one. My wife knew him before me and had a crush on him. I always said she settled for me because he was out of her league lol. But now she has zero attraction to him now because of his life choices etc.

Yeah, we're supposed to say that. lol jk

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