Hahahah....Great one! There's an evil toddler week going on and I wanted to see what you can bring to the table! Please tag your memes "evil toddler week" so I can upvote them!
WE ATE OUT LAST NIGHT. MY WIFE ORDERED DEATH BY CHOCOLATE FOR DESSERT. THE WAITER RETURNED LATER AND REPEATEDLY CLUBBED HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A GIANT TOBLERONE.