Spying ain't easy when you don't speak the language! (Aliens Week. 6/12 - 6/19, an Aliens and clinkster event)

NORF GLYP MGALPH ZPORM MARUM GNARPH. NUWQ MUNGLUPH SPORM? *; * THE EARTHLINGS HAVE INFILTRATED THE MOTHER SHIP. WHAT DO WE DO? NOWQ FFHURP ALAP! **; NOWQ FFHURP MOLAQQOLL! ***; DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? *** USE THE TRACTOR BEAM! ** USE THE X-RAY MACHINE!