THIS JUST IN; A "NO U" BOMB HAS BEEN DROPPED KILLING EVERYONE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, AND DEAFENING AND/OR BLINDING EVERYONE IN A 4000 MILE RADIUS, AND KNOCKING DOWN THE REST OF THE WORLD POPULATION. THE BOMB LEFT A CRATER IN THE EARTH, ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE CRUST, PROVIDING EVIDENCE THAT EARTH IS NOT HOLLOW. HEAT CAUSED THE CRATER IS CURRENTLY MELTING A LARGER AREA AROUND IT, EXPANDING THE HOLE. EVERYONE IS ORDERED TO STAY AT LEASH 10 MILES AWAY IN ORDER TO PREVENT SERIOUS BURNS AND RADIATION POISONING. OVER 4000 SOLDIERS FROM ALL SIDES, AND 634 AMERICAN CITIZENS WERE PRESUMED DEAD OR MISSING. SURVIVORS OF THE "NO U" BOMB HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED, SOME RIPPING THEIR OWN EYES OUT, JUST SO THEY WOULDN'T SEE THE DAMAGE AGAIN. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT EITHER WERE KILLED BY THE EXPLOSION, OR COMMITTED SUICIDE. THE PEOPLE WH SET IT OFF KILLED THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT, THEN THEMSELVES, SO IT'S EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES NOW.
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