MY BOY GOT HISSELF MARRIED LAST MONTH, BUT DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT. I TOLD HIM THAT WHAT HE NEEDED TO DO WAS PUT THE HARDEST THING HE HAD AND JAM IT INTO WHERE SHE PEES. IT TOOK US THREE DAYS TO GET THAT DAMN BOWLING BALL OUT OF THE TOILET!
