HEY CARL, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THAT TIME I HAD A PIECE OF PIE IN JAMAICA? NO? COST ME $2.50. WHAT ABOUT THE TIME I HAD A PIECE OF PIE IN THE BAHAMAS? COST ME $3.00 EXACTLY; DAD, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? THESE ARE THE PIE RATES OF THE CARIBBEAN CORAL!!!! OH GOD.....