The Foundation motto is "Secure, Contain, Protect", not any of the following:
"Stab Carrion Powerfully"
"Suck Cock and P**is"
"Let's use it on 682!"
"Throw the cheese!"
"That's it, you're on Keter Duty."
"Can we put it in 914?"
"Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!"
"F**k trees, I climb clouds motherf**ker!"
"Someone is getting stabbed."
But some days, it should be.
"Whose hand is that?"
"If all else fails, poop on it."
"If all else fails, there's always the sun."
"We need bigger kittens."
"Society of Creepy Perverts."
"F**k Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright."
"Throw D-Class at it until it stops."
"447 and dead bodies, two great tastes that taste great together."
"The FBI are a bunch of pansies."
"Who wants to see what I can make the president do in public?"
"For the Horde!"
"Science for the Science God!"
"Make sure to wipe your feet on 2558!"
"When in doubt, feed it to 682."
"Slapstick, Clowns and Puns"
"Drop the blanket now!"
"Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy"
"We always need more Dakka!"
"Still Alive, and Found the Cake"
"Don't Worry, O5 won't ever figure it out!"
"Will it blend?"
"Commies love us!"
"Snap Crackle and Pop"
"Sex, Cocaine and Powwahh!"
