is that what you call yourself, boi?

No, it’s what I call you. You are not only gay, but you have eyes way too big for the glasses you wear, a brain the size of a pea, your nose is not only much longer than normal, but where your mouth should be, and vice versa, you probably wear lipstick, your hairline is as wavy as burnt lasagna, your vocabulary is only 15 words, all 15 of them can be used to describe yourself (gay, ugly, stupid, etc.), the thought of you makes me cringe, and finally, you can’t even spell “you” right half the time. All these things are direct outlets to dying alone and friendless, which i hope you do die alone and friendless. Have a nice rest of your short-lived life.

nice twy boi. u ma still gay and u eat grass for brekfest

I have had enough of your BS by now. All you could have said was “ik, il work onn mi speling” and none of this would have happened. And btw, that only took 2 minutes to type down.

So, who the f#ck are you? And isn't there some sub-reddit you can be wanking on instead?

Most likely r/RealGirls or r/feeders (haven’t been on those subreddits, I just looked up “r/nsfw” and those subs popped up)

I don't think I've ever seen a more obvious troll on here than Usouglee. His - you just know it ain't a her - memes are all completely pointless, except as prods. Fortunately the stupidity makes him easy to ignore. ;P

He’s becoming dontbedouchey’s retarded brother, isn’t he?

When someone calls themselves dontbedouchy I tend to avoid them, so I wouldn't really know. XD