I tell ya, I get no respect, no respect. I meet this woman in a bar - beautiful woman. We talk for a least an hour. I'm thinking 'you're not gonna get a chance like this again, Rodney'. So I make my move. I say: "Hey. You're a beautiful woman. We get along great. Do ya wanna go out for dinner next Friday night?". She says: "I can't. I'll be up all night cramming for my eye exam on Saturday".
