A GUY GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUYS A LOAF OF BREAD AND A CARTON OF MILK; THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HIS PURCHASE AND SAYS, "I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME THAT YOU'RE SINGLE"; THE MAN LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS, "ACTUALY I AM. HOW COULD YOU TELL?"; THE CASHIER SAYS, "BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY"