I can imagine myself being there,squating on the grass,Slavic style,and thinking to myself:"How can these bastards waste so much beer by pouring it on each other? *sigh* Why am I here at all? Oh right,because my parents forced me. *sigh* Aw,f**k! Now I have a boner because some girl is moaning in that bush over there.Well,it's not like someone will notice,I guess... *sigh* What's with that guy in a bunny suit and the girl in the Tinkerbell suit? Nobody told me there will be a cosplay.If I knew,I'd dress like f**king Vic Rattlehead! *sigh* I wanna go home.I had enough of this purgatory.Can't take the boredom anymore"
And then I try to sneak my way out,I accidentally trip over a couple who just did their thing,and then I'd run,run,run and f**king run as far away as I can!