THE FIRST RULE OF THE VEGA+ IS... YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, WRITE ABOUT IT, JOKE ABOUT IT, TWEET ABOUT IT, MESSAGE ABOUT IT, COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, MAKE ALLUSIONS ABOUT IT, MOAN ABOUT IT, PM ABOUT IT, SUGGEST ABOUT IT, HINT ABOUT IT, TEXT ABOUT IT OR EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NEVER POST MEMES ABOUT IT.