ME: "WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"
THEM: "WHAT? YOU'RE A COMPLETE STRANGER, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHERE I LIVE."
ME: "WHAT IF I PUT ON A HAT AND GIVE YOU THIS PIZZA?"; THEM: "ALRIGHT HELL YEAH FAM, HERE'S MY ADDRESS, IT'S THE THIRD HOUSE ON THE LEFT. ALSO, HERE'S MY CELL NUMBER AND CREDIT CARD INFO, COME AROUND TO THE BACK BECAUSE WE DON'T USE THE FRONT DOOR, AND THE DOG'S NAME IS BINGO, HE LOOKS MEAN BUT HE JUST WANTS CUDDLES."
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