he shoulda stuck with the craft beer over the hemlock

he shoulda stuck with the craft beer over the hemlock | I HAVE COME UP WITH THE FIRST ORIGINAL MEME SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERNET!  I WILL BE A VIRAL SENSATION! NOW PREPARE MY SMARTPHONE FOR | image tagged in memes,greeks,philosophy,reposts,the last words of socrates,imgflip users | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,207 views, 31 upvotes, Made by KenJ 4 weeks ago memesgreeksphilosophyrepoststhe last words of socratesimgflip users
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SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL JOE NOT TO TOUCH THE FAILED BATCH OF EXPERIMENTAL HEMLOCK BEER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SOCRATES! HEMLOCK guess I'll die | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THAT SOCRATES!  SUCH A CUT-UP! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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Two Buttons Meme | CRAFT BEER HEMLOCK | image tagged in memes,two buttons | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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"HERE COMES THAT DREARY SOCRATES, ALWAYS HARPING ON THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND SUCH" "SOMEONE OUGHT TO SPIKE HIS DRINK, MAKE HIM THE LIFE OF | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | GOES TO A PARTY WITH SOCRATES DRINKS HEMLOCK-SPIKED PUNCH | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Haha! :)
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:)
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:D
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:)
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Haha! :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
There were no female students in the days of ancient Greece... :D
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;D
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4 ups, 1 reply
XD
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3 ups, 1 reply
He's screwed. ;)
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4 ups, 1 reply
By who?
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3 ups, 2 replies
By the guys giving him the cup. That's Socrates, the ancient Greek philosopher, who was executed by drinking poisonous hemlock.
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I meant something else menu
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3 ups, 1 reply
*kenj
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3 ups, 1 reply
'I meant something else kenj'? Why whatever did you mean, Masq?
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3 ups, 1 reply
*atomic face palm* “he’s screwed” “by who?”
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3 ups, 1 reply
"He's screwed" "By the guys giving him the cup". You can't possibly be making a sexual innuendo, can you Masq?
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3 ups, 5 replies
Well I did
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4 ups, 3 replies
Ancient Greek philosophers often had sex with their students as payment. I'm going to leave the rest up to your imagination. XD XD
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WOH
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3 ups, 2 replies
Here's a history lesson, and hopefully I can make it as publicly acceptable as possible: back in ancient Greek times, when a son of a prominent family would be sent to a philosophical teacher like Socrates for an education, often the assumed payment would be that the son would perform, um, certain duties for the teacher. So basically Socrates was often screwed by those who learned from him...
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“Um” plz tell me more of the um XD
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I can teach those fillies a thing or two :D
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Now Masq, I apologized already for getting too close to the 'um'. I gotta be on my best behavior, or at least behavior that won't get me arrested. So look it up on the interwebz. :)
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Ok
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They were lower in their standards back then. :D
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Obviously
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No no no. Now you're supposed to say 'I told you I have a dirty mind, I can handle it!' ;D
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Right I HAVE A DIRTY MIND I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING B1TCH
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