Expanding Brain (expanded)

Cleaning your desk with Spray; cleaning your desk with a broomstick; Cleaning your desk with a bar of soap; Cleaning your desk with a leafblower; Hiring two car body wash chicks to clean your desk for you; going back in time, hiring slaves and making them clean our desk for no wage; making someone else clean your desk for you; pouring acid onto your desk to wipe out all the dirty stuff and therefore cleaning your desk; getting your dog to lick your desk, therefore cleaning your desk; NOT CLEANING YOUR DESK