POLICE OFFICER: SIR I'M GONNA NEED YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. ME: SIR MY MOMMA BROKE HER BACK, MY GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT, MY DADDY LOST HIS JOB, MY BROTHER JUST LEFT TO MEXICO, MY NEIGHBOR HIS DOG DIED... BUT I DID LISTEN TO THE BLACKEYEDPEAS TODAY AND I QUOTE "THAT'S THE JOINT, THATS THE JAM, TURN THAT SHIT UP AND PLAY IT AGAIN. "
