“HEY BABY...”; “I JUST LOVE HOW YOU MAKE THAT TOAST...”; “SERIOUSLY I LOOK AWAY FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH THE TOASTER AGAIN! YOU PANSEXUAL LOSER...”; “IT’S NOT LIKE THAT. THAT ONE TIME WITH THE BLENDER WAS A MISTAKE. CAN’T YOU LET ME LIVE THAT DOWN?”
